Saturday, 19 February 2011

The Bible Bashers.

Hear ye hear ye!! God gave us tastey animals so we could eat them!! Jesus ate meat!! Followed inevitably by quotes from the old testament........yawn
Well if you'd like to get into that old chestnut, for a start you might like to tell the brainwashed dolt that the bible was mostly edited by an nasty old Roman emperor called Constantine. Here's a little story to shed some light on where he was coming from;
"Constantine had a hatred of vegetarianism that bordered on the psychopathic. It is recorded that when his henchmen came across anyone who was an adherent of vegetarianism, they would be dragged before the throne of Constantine, who would demand that they ate meat in his presence. If they refused, he would have red hot irons rammed down their throat!"
The other culprit was Paul, St Paul to be exact although I don't think he deserved a sainthood for he also was an avid corpse-muncher but also had his marketing head on and didn't believe the vegan/hippy words of Jesus would go down too well with the hell-raising Romans and all the pagans either so they cut out all the bits about lentils and potlucks and bits they didn't like.
There are heavy rumours about lost and hidden scriptures which reveal the vegan message from Jesus that the PTB did not want heard. Only recently more scriptures  (The Nag Hammadi scriptures) were discovered in caves in Egypt which reveal things previously unknown to all but those who hid them from the book burning Constantine probably. The Da Vinci Code although a crappily written book also reveals some of the hidden truth.
Also you might ask them about the Essene Gospel of Truth which the vatican kept hidden for hundreds of years but which is now out in the open after being stolen.
In short...
If they know their bible stories well they will know that Adam and Eve were vegan and that it was only after the great flood that meat-eating started because of the lack of plants. Moses (the loser) gave permission NOT God probably because the starving idiots were going to eat HIM!.
Also Jesus was an Essene and it is a well known fact that Essenes were vegan straight-edgers.
So what about the loaves and fishes feeding the 500 I hear you ask!!
A bad stranslation is the fault of this one. The word used and translated to fish actually pertains to fruit and NOT fish.
If you want to get into the whole debate in more detail I suggest you head on over to this blog: http://holy-lance.blogspot.com/ and scroll to almost half way down for more info.
This website is also full of info most bible bashers won't have heard:
http://donoteatus.org/Hidden_Love_of_Jesus_For_The_Animals_Layout.htm (here you can fill your face with quotes to fire back at the corpse-munching bible bashing hypocrites)

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