Saturday, 19 February 2011

So what DO you eat?

What does one say when confronted with such blatant ignorance? Smile sweetly and pat them on the head saying 'There, there, tiny brained corpse-muncher the information would be too much for your tiny mind and I wouldn't want to have you explode on me'....
You could in a mono-tone robotic voice reel off a never ending list of foodstuffs they have never ever heard of until your mouth drops off or they slide off into the distance.....
Tell them it's a secret only the worthy and initiated can know and they are neither worthy nor initiated so move along.....
When I can't be bothered I tell them I eat leaves but it makes me so weak I can hardly stand then I roundhouse them right in the face and stomp on their prostrate flabby belly...
Well I used to eat the burnt rotten flesh of a murdered animal with some overboiled tasteless vegetables and covered in brown goop but then I LEARNED TO FUCKING COOK!!...

I will add more here as and when I think of/find any but it's rare that I mingle with corpse munchers these days as I can't stand the smell of them!!

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