What does one say when confronted with such blatant ignorance? Smile sweetly and pat them on the head saying 'There, there, tiny brained corpse-muncher the information would be too much for your tiny mind and I wouldn't want to have you explode on me'....
You could in a mono-tone robotic voice reel off a never ending list of foodstuffs they have never ever heard of until your mouth drops off or they slide off into the distance.....
Tell them it's a secret only the worthy and initiated can know and they are neither worthy nor initiated so move along.....
When I can't be bothered I tell them I eat leaves but it makes me so weak I can hardly stand then I roundhouse them right in the face and stomp on their prostrate flabby belly...
Well I used to eat the burnt rotten flesh of a murdered animal with some overboiled tasteless vegetables and covered in brown goop but then I LEARNED TO FUCKING COOK!!...
I will add more here as and when I think of/find any but it's rare that I mingle with corpse munchers these days as I can't stand the smell of them!!
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